Can you feel drunk after a massage?

Answered by Christopher Steppe

As an expert sommelier and brewer, I can tell you that the combination of massage and can have some risky consequences. While massage alone can have beneficial effects on the body, when alcohol is added to the equation, the results can be dangerous.

Firstly, let's talk about the effects of massage. When you receive a massage, your body experiences increased blood circulation, relaxation of muscles, and a release of endorphins. These effects can leave you feeling relaxed, rejuvenated, and even somewhat euphoric. Many people describe a post-massage feeling of being in a “massage coma” or a state of blissful relaxation.

Now, let's consider the effects of alcohol. Alcohol is a depressant that affects the central nervous system. It can cause drowsiness, impaired judgment, and motor coordination, as well as a general feeling of relaxation. These effects can vary depending on the amount of alcohol consumed and the individual's tolerance.

When alcohol and massage are combined, the effects can be intensified. Some massage therapists have reported seeing clients become “re-drunk” after a massage, meaning that the alcohol's effects are heightened or reactivated. This can lead to increased drowsiness, dizziness, and impairment, which can be dangerous if the person needs to drive or operate machinery.

Additionally, alcohol can affect the body's ability to process and eliminate toxins. Massage can stimulate the release of toxins from the muscles, and if alcohol is present in the bloodstream, it may hinder the body's ability to eliminate these toxins efficiently. This can result in feelings of nausea, headache, or even a hangover-like sensation after the massage.

Moreover, alcohol can also increase the risk of injury during a massage. Impaired judgment and coordination can make it difficult for the client to communicate their discomfort or react appropriately if the massage therapist applies too much pressure or uses techniques that may not be suitable for their condition. This can lead to muscle strains, bruises, or even more severe injuries.

In my personal experience, I have seen individuals who have had a few drinks before a massage and noticed that their relaxation and euphoria were heightened during the session. However, I have also seen cases where clients felt sick or experienced increased pain after combining alcohol and massage. It is crucial to consider these potential risks and make informed choices about alcohol consumption before a massage session.

To summarize, the effects of massage alone can be beneficial, leaving you feeling relaxed and rejuvenated. However, when combined with alcohol, the effects can be intensified and potentially dangerous. It is important to be aware of the potential risks, such as increased drowsiness, impaired judgment, and the hindered elimination of toxins. If you choose to drink before a massage, do so in moderation and be mindful of your body's reactions. Ultimately, the goal of a massage should be to promote health and well-being, not to leave you feeling sick or in more pain.